“Jesus Changes Our Stewardship (Ephesians 3:1-13)" | 9/29/24

Ephesians 3:1-13 | 9/29/24 | Will DuVal

What’s the most valuable thing you’ve ever been left in charge of? When I was probably 10 or 11 years old, and my sister was like 8 - and keep in mind, I had never even really done any HOUSE-sitting… or PET-sitting… the “training wheels” of adolescent responsibility… - but my Mom’s cousins came in town and SOMEHOW Whitney and I got asked to BABY-sit for them. Just one kid, she was maybe a YEAR old at the time; how hard could it be? They’d run out for a quick dinner; we’d be fine

And we WERE fine… until the little monster decided to POOP. Now, they had left a DIAPER bag behind, so I suppose we were materially equipped for the task. But we were NOT mentally… psychologicallyEMOTIONALLY equipped for it. 

My sister tried telling me it was MY job - I was OLDER, I’d been reminding her all night long that I was the one they REALLY left in charge (Boy, did THAT one come back to bite me!). 

I tried ordering HER to change the diaper - “You’re right: they DID put me in charge; and I’m delegating it to YOU

Plus, I said, “I’m a boy; it would be inappropriate for me to do it… PLUS, you understand all the nooks and crannies down there better than me anyway…” - she wasn’t buying it. 

So ultimately we agreed to just let her SIT in the poop for another half hour til the parents got home, and try to play it off. I think they walked in the house and they could IMMEDIATELY smell our guilt, REEKING from all the way upstairs. We’re up there GAGGING, “Poop? What poop?”


So I actually made it 31 years without changing a diaper, til Ellery ruined my streak. And watching me try and DO so in the hospital, I think the nurse was really on the fence about whether or not she could safely discharge us and send me home with this baby. Polly’s still all drugged up, recovering… “And THIS guy’s gonna be in charge? He just asked me 5 minutes ago what kind of MILK to feed her if Ellery won’t latch - 2% or WHOLE? He’s got the CARSEAT in all backwards - this poor baby doesn’t stand a CHANCE!”

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