“Youth & Aging are Hevel (Ecclesiastes 11:7 - 12:8)” | 11/13/22

Ecclesiastes 11:7 - 12:8 | 11/13/22 | Will DuVal

But this morning we’re actually heading to the opposite end of the age spectrum, and I have to apologize in advance to our senior saints for this opening joke, but I thought it was just too funny not to share…


Three seniors were chatting, comparing their ailments. 

“70 is tough,” said the 70-year old. “You always feel like you have to pee, but most of the time you just stand there and nothing comes out.” 

“That’s nothing,” said the 80-year old. “When you're 80, your bowels shut down. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day, but nothing comes out!"

“Oh, just wait til you’re 90!” said the 90 year old. 

"You have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 70-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6am, like clockwork.” 

"So you got problems with your bowel movements?" asked the 80-year old.

"Nope, I have one every morning at 6:30; real regular."

“Well what’s so tough about being 90, then?” they asked.

90-year old replied: “I don't wake up until SEVEN.” 

(https://upjoke.com/old-age-jokes)


Getting old isn’t for the faint of heart! Or so I hear, not that I would know. All the guys in my discipleship group are in their 20s. So when we were meeting at Starbucks last week and this middle-aged guy came over and told us how encouraged he was to see us young men studying God’s word, after he left Cole Deming turned to me and said, “Wow, that was cool”. I said, “Yeah…” Cole said, “No, that guy still thinks you’re one of the YOUNG men!”


Well, Cole, go ahead and laugh, but the BIBLE declares that long life is a BLESSING from God (Ps 91:16).

Proverbs 16:31 calls my “Gray hair… a crown of glory”, and don’t even THINK of coming back with a joke about my baldness, cuz you remember what happened to the young guys who laughed at ELISHA! 

And Proverbs 20:29 especially sounds a LOT like Solomon’s message for us this morning, in chapters 11 and 12 of Ecclesiastes; it says: “The glory of young men is their strength, but the splendor of old men is their gray hair.” 


In other words, we’ve got a LOT to celebrate and be GRATEFUL for, no matter WHAT season of life we find ourselves in. Remember back in ch3, Solomon rejoiced that “God has made everything beautiful in its time” (v11). There’s a time to be born, and a time to die, and in between, there’s a time to be YOUNG, and a time to be OLD. And BOTH are beautiful, in their own ways.

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